As I was driving out of my alley this morning I saw the girl with the dog from my Dogs post. She really seems spunky...or on drugs. It was raining but she was almost skipping down the sidewalk eating an apple, oblivious to the rain. During the few seconds I saw her her dog walked behind her and she did a graceful little spin to unwind herself from the leash. I'll figure out a way to meet her.
Ladies, I have a little gripe with you. Why do you insist on putting your makeup on while driving? What makes you think it's safe to operate a vehicle while applying eye liner? We've all seen this. Women leaning way forward in their seat, visor down, face pressed up against that tiny mirror, poking themselves in the eye with a pencil. Or, same position, but making that stupid face all chicks make, with their lips pressed tightly together like they are kissing something, while they dust their face with that huge paint brush. Can't you do that shit at home, get up five minutes earlier and put your makeup on in a bathroom, with a proper light and a real mirror. It really says something about your inability to plan even the most simplistic tasks.
A couple of observations. The first is I never see really hot girls putting their makeup on in their cars. It's usually old ladies or chicks that, frankly, really should be spending more time on their makeup. What I am trying to say is, if you are "putting your face on" on I-95, perhaps you should reconsider because you look like you put your makeup on at 65mph. Secondly, is your appearance really worth hurting someone by causing an accident? Are you that vain? If I'm on my bike, and a woman applying makeup hits me she had better kill me. If I live I'm not sure I could control myself from dragging her out of the car and driving her lipstick through her larynx.
To be honest with you, I don't even like when girls wear makeup. I hate lipstick and all that other crap on your face. Try wearing nothing for a week. You'll look better and everyone on the road will be safer.
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I always have to laugh at that. It's like they can't just go to the company bathroom and do it right. That and if they insist on doing it in the car, they forget that there is a mirror on the visor.
ReplyDeleteDarn those women for not living their lives the way you see fit!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you! The only thing I apply...AT A STOPLIGHT, WHILE STOPPED...is lipstick/gloss. i worked with a girl that didnt let her BF see her for 6 months without makeup! Thats just WACK!
ReplyDeleteUm..lil' scared about the skippin dog walker chick...shes OBVIOUSLY ON THE PIPE. However, I say you just hang out with your dog and when she comes down the street, start skipping next to her! lol
I like how interior designer chick thinks she's got you all figured out and it's her place to advise you now.
ReplyDeleteplease, I date his type on a regular basis.
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