Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Is it wrong to bang a midget?

Is it acceptable to say "I really want to sleep with a white/black/Asian chick before I die or get married." Is it wrong to want to sleep with a certain type of girl just because she's different? Is it worse to NOT want to sleep with a girl because of that same difference?

I will use my friends as the test group here and can tell you that most guys want to sample as many different demographics as possible, and we track this very carefully. I'm guilty too. I couldn't wait to tell my friends about the first Asian girl I banged. However, when I told them about the first black girl I slept with they disqualified her because she was only half-black. No partial credit was given.

But why are some demographics protected?

Is it acceptable to sleep with a midget? Is it acceptable to want sleep with a midget just to say you did it?

How about the same scenarios, except now it's a deaf girl instead of a midget? How about a blind girl? How about a really, really tall chick? What about a specific nationality? How about you're out one night and you see a girl that is fat beyond comprehension, and you want to sleep with her just to see if it's logistically possible, and, well, because it will make a great story?

Is the determining factor attraction? Is it only acceptable if you are genuinely attracted to the person, and can look beyond their physical shortcomings? What about intent? Is it only acceptable to sleep with people if you have righteous intentions? These criteria are certainly good guidelines, but we all know that they are not always followed.

Let me give some perspective. Several years ago I was in Home Depot trying to buy a toilet and the sales girl was deaf. She couldn't read lips so I communicated by writing on a pad she was carrying. She could talk, but it was rather loud, and she sounded a bit like the teacher in the Peanuts. The kicker was, she was really sexy. If she was not hearing impared I definitely would have gone out with her. I even considered it, but a bevy of scenarios flashed through my head with me writing on her pad, and I just couldn't do it. Is this wrong? Is it unacceptable to discriminate against a deaf girl you find attractive just because she's deaf? (FYI, I always regret not asking her out.)

Let's backtrack a bit. What about guys that only like girls with really big boobs? Or girls that will only date guys over 6'3"? Are these people any less cruel than someone who only dates midgets? Does the degree of the physical shortcoming have any bearing on our judgement of the offender?

I don't have answers to these, I just thought I would throw it out there.

7 comments:

  1. Interesting post! I was the girl that wanted to *try* the black guy. I did. I went back. wierd experience and I decided there is a thing called...TOO BIG! ha! I am also the girl that perfers men over 6'3...im tall..i love heels...however, due to a recent experience, If I fall in love with a man that is 5'9 and hes fabulous...well, I still wear heels and he deals! I can kind of understand the hesitation about the deaf girl..that just opens a whole new can of worms!! and..you couldnt talk dirty to her in bed!! how would THAT work? a white board on the wall? huh. now im curious. I think testing the waters of other races etc is a normal almost animalistic response of human curiousity. Almost instinct to save the species by altering genetics a bit. i have a gf that only dates asian guys...shes white..she travels to Asia regularly cuz shes so into it! I have NO desire to sleep with an Asian guy. Ever. Just a thing. or a midget, for that matter! I wonder what position would work with the extremely fat girl...have you thought about the logistics of that one? wowa!

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  2. You could talk REALLY dirty to her, she just wouldn't understand you. It might even work in your favor.

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  3. Will you just fuck the interior designer already and write a post about her?

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  4. I don't know who you are but I like you.

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  5. I was going to second Anon's request, but I got a splitting headache just thinking about the incessant talking that would likely take place before, during, and after the aforementioned fuck. Then again, they make ball gags for a reason...

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  6. haha! Thats gonna be kinda hard to do...im on the Left Coast. 2ndly, I own a ball gag. Wierd purchase while married. SHUT IT SWISS MISS! haha... and if a guy is tlaking to me during sex, it HAD BETTER be dirty! I dont mix Blogging with Pleasure...

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  7. Meanwhile, she doesn't deny the idea she's totally into it.

    Just hit it already Notnuts!

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