VDayPart III - Tiny

The final twist in my day of deception was a "non traditional" date with Tiny.

On Friday I asked Tiny if she was free on Sunday and interested in a "non traditional" date. She said she was free and that she was intrigued. I told her to dress casually and warm, and that if she wore glasses to bring them along.

Side Note: All my plans this weekend were made via text message. Between email, text messages, and Facebook postings I've almost completed phasing out my vocal cords.

I showed up at Tiny's apartment building at the appointed hour and we drove out to ghetto-fab Maryland where I had arranged for us to go shooting for the afternoon. This was essentially a modified version of my go-to date of bike ride and dinner at my house. Only here I swapped out the bike with shooting.

Tiny had no idea what we were doing until we pulled into the lot. Initially I was nervous that she wouldn't be into guns. Turns out her only fear was that I was an avid hunter, which I am not.

Inside I gave Tiny a quick lesson on aiming and gun safety then loaded up the guns and set her loose on the targets. She was a pretty good shot, and had nice groupings right in the center of the targets. In short, she was deadly.

After the range we went back to my house for a drink and to drop off the guns. I said we could go out to dinner but that it might be difficult to get a table because it was VDay, and that it might be better to just cook dinner at home. Tiny agreed and I put her to work peeling and cutting veggies.

After dinner we cleared the table, cleaned up a bit, then I suggested we take a dip in the hot tub. Basically, from here on out the evening was exactly the same as the last eight girls I brought home to go in the tub. We changed, soaked in the water for a bit, we made out, the clothes came off, then we moved to the shower, and eventually to my bedroom.

So here's the deal with Tiny. Her body is pretty great. She has this little waist that I can almost wrap my two hands around and touch my fingers together. She's a triathlete, so she's hard as a rock while still being feminine. And yes, I've confirmed that she does in fact have a huge chest. It's almost too big for her frame, but I'm not complaining, she looks great naked. EXCEPT, she has a huge fucking bush, and yes, I'm complaining about that. I will give her the benefit of the doubt, and assume that she didn't intend for me to see it and is just a few days away from getting a Brazilian. If it's not shaven in a few days I'll come back to the topic. I'll drop it for now.

When we got out of the shower and into bed we started fooling around, and I went down on Tiny, but she was quiet as a church mouse. She didn't make a sound, and that's kind of a turn off for me. I like feedback, damn it. After ten or twelve minutes Tiny pulled me up and started going down on me, but that was a little lame too. She lacked enthusiasm. She just kind of put it in her mouth and didn't do a whole hell of a lot more. I decided to try something else and spun her around so we were in a 69, and Tiny got a little more into it. I should mention that in this position Tiny was on top of me facing towards the foot of the bed while my head was on the pillows. As she got worked up she braced off the mattress with her hands, and put her feet on my wall and pushed off. It was king of cool, almost like she was suspended over me. That's a new one for me. Anyway, when I came Tiny swallowed, which completely surprised me since the hookup had been lack luster up until then.

I got the feeling that Tiny was either reserved or only semi-into what was going on, so I was content to spoon and go to sleep, despite generally not being into much touching while I sleep. I invited Tiny to spend the night and she did. In the morning we both woke up around the same time and started kissing. One thing led to another and I went down on her for a while with similar results as the night before: lots of work on my part, and minimal feeback on hers. However, just as I was getting tired Tiny let out a little squeak and then said "Oh" and breathed a little heavy for a second. I didn't know if she had an orgasm or just solved a sudoku puzzle up there, but I took it as my clue to come up for some air. I scooted back up towards the pillows and said "Should I get a condom?". Tiny nodded and I put one on.

I expected Tiny to be tight because she was so small, but I under estimated just how tight she would be. I slid about 3/4 of the way into her then she squeezed my shoulders with both hands and told me to go slow. No problem. She felt fantastic, but again, there was just no effort on her part. Maybe I've just become used to the filthy antics of Bear, or the multi-orgasmic firework displays of Beads. But Tiny was kind of like a really hot girl in bed and just laid there.

I was on top for a while, then roller her over and on top of me. From top Tiny burried her face in my chest and made almost no movement, but was breathing hard, so I asked her if this was OK. She said she prefered me on top so I stood up with her on me, turned around and laid her back on the bed on her back. Tiny pulled her knees up towards her shoulders and started grinding her hips a bit, which was like a one thousand percent increase in effort on her part. I told her I was getting close and just as I came she again let out a little squeek and said "I just came". In truth, I didn't believe her.

I'm not sure what to make of this.