TMI

I'm not sure this is appropriate to write about. It happened, and it's part of dating, so in theory it's fodder for a post. This may be TMI for some folks, though.

Last night Beads came over for dinner. We were hanging out in my kitchen drinking wine while I finished up cooking. One thing led another and before I knew it we had finished a bottle of wine before we even ate. An hour later, after dinner, we crushed our second bottle. Beads is a light weight, so she was fairly loopy at that point.

We made our way into the bedroom and were fooling around when Beads said "I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first." I knew where this was headed but played along "Good news". She said "I'm not pregnant!", I said "Great" and was now certain what the bad news was. I seem to remember this exact conversatio with Bear once, which is a little scary. Beads said "But we can still have fun" and proceeded to go down on me.

After more foreplay Beads said "I want to try anal". We had never done that before, but she liked it when I put a finger in her ass during sex, so I reached into my nightstand and pulled out a condom and some KY. Beads got on her hands and knees and helped with the lube, which was kind of hot. She put some on her hand and rubbed it all over my dick, then put a finger in her ass. She looked back and me and said "Just go really slow". The first few attempts to get in her were borderline comical, my dick went up, down, left right, every which way but in. She was just really tense and tight. More lube, more fingering, and more slippage. I was walking the line between gentle and actually getting in, which requires some persuasion.

Beads was trying to be encouraging. She was calling at directions like she was an air traffic controller landing a jet on an carrier. She was saying "Good, yes, no, up, UP, ok better. That's it, no, too high, too high, down, OK". I had to really concentrate to keep from laughing. If she said "Call the ball, Mav" (Top Gun reference) I would have lost it. Anyway, a little later I felt what I can only describe as a pop. I was in her for a nano second before Beads lurched forward and screamed "WE HAVE TO STOP!" then ran to the bathroom.

I don't know what took place in the bathroom and I don't want to know. She came back a couple of minutes later and informed me "We're never doing that again". I swear to God I was being as gentle as I could. I have a feeling that is how most first and last attempts at anal sex go.

Beads came back with a towel and said "Do you still want to have sex?". I have no problem having sex with a girl while she has her period, so we layed out the towel. Actually, I think it feels really good.

That's all for now.