Smelly Pussy Revenge

I went over Tiny's house for dinner last night. She's a decent little cook and I'm always down for a good meal, so I picked up some beer and went over when I finished work. After dinner we hung out for a while then headed up to her room where I was accosted by the most offensive odor this side of a rotting carcass.

Allow me to set the scene. We got up to Tiny's room. I brushed my teeth while she changed into a sexy little outfit and turned down the lights. I stripped down and get into bed. After Tiny brushed her teeth she climbed into bed and on top of me. We fooled around a bit then I rolled her over and worked my way down and slid off her underwear. She still has that giant bush, but I guess I've gotten somewhat used to that. I did make a mental note of it, though, as I parted it and got to work. It was here that I was hit, yes physically struck, by a truly offensive stench. Odors are difficult to convey in writing but let me try to illustrate with an example.

First, put on a fresh pair of socks and sneakers and run a marathon. Now take one sock that you just ran in, put three heads of garlic in it and jam it into your armpit. Wrap some duct tape around it to make it airtight and leave it there. A week later cut back the tape, remove the dirty, sweaty, garlic, marathon sock from your rancid armpit and shove it up your asshole. Let the dirty, sweaty, rancid, garlic, marathon sock marinade in your feces until you can't hold it in any longer then crap it out into ground. Leave the dirty, sweaty, rancid, garlic, marathon fecal sock to fester in the hot sun for a day.

If some chick taped this sock to her crotch then allowed you to go down on her you would have a rough approximation of what I encountered last night. I am actually fighting back dry heaves even as I write this now, twelve hours later.

I had a couple of fingers inside Tiny by the time I realized I wasn't going to be able to continue down there, so I quickly retreated to the relative safety of her head. On my way up I began to resent her for not taking a shower before I arrived. She clearly had been in those clothes at work all day, taken a messy shit at some point, then rushed home to cook dinner. Who knows, maybe she even got a jog in at some point. All I know is that she should not have, under any circumstances, allowed me to put my face within three feet of her pussy. When I finally reached Tiny's head I was pretty bitter so I took my two smelly fingers and rubbed them on her cheek. She didn't react much to it so a few minutes later, as I slid into her, I put the two fingers in her mouth.

What's fair is fair.