Weekend

Crazy week, shit I hate the snow. Does DC own even one plow?

I haven't called Japan yet. I'm not sure if it's because I am not interested or if it's out of sheer laziness. I am really busy at work and won't be around this weekend, so I don't have much motivation to call her since I won't be able to see her for a week.

I have been getting a lot of emails from my boys in NYC, they are getting a little amped up about this weekend. What this translates into is rapid-fire tequila shots and bar tabs that resemble overseas phone numbers. The tabs were fine when we were in South America paying with what was essentially Monopoly money, but in New York you can do some serious damage. I'm a little nervous.

On the Argentina front I am still getting double-talk. She hasn't committed to visiting DC. I think she is keeping her options open. If she has a good time in NY maybe she'll come down. Who knows? In regards to this I told one buddy "I can be quite charming when I'm not being an asshole", to which his response was "Yeah, but she spent a week with you already, I think that cat is out of the bag". True. My little sister's advice was to take it easy and not get too out of control. Easier said than done when you're going out with the wrecking crew I have up there. It's like throwing me the keys to a 700hp Lamborghini and saying "Keep it under the thirty-five", it's not going to happen. My goal is to be the most sober of the bunch, let's try to work in relative terms.

This really has nothing to do with dating, but I want to just throw this out there for whatever it's worth. Some fucker broke into my car last weekend in my driveway. Is there anything more chicken shit than messing with a man's car? The stupid bastard broke my window despite the fact that I purposely keep the car unlocked. How stupid are you? The master criminal made off with about $2 in change, an $8 pocket knife and a Leatherman tool my father gave me for Christmas. What the hell is that. It would have been worth him doing it if I had caught him in the act, at least I would have gotten the satisfaction of throttling him. But alas, I am a heavy sleeper and didn't hear it. The same chump has broken into three other cars in my alley in one week. Get off the rock, guy.

I may get in the back of the car one night and cover myself with a blanket on the off chance he tries it again. If you read in the paper about someone doing this and getting arrested for shooting some dickless slob in the face please send money for bail because it's me.