Natural Brazilian

I spent a lot of time this weekend with ME and had really enjoyed it. She has her quirks, but of all the girls I've dated in the past year or two she is by far the most intriguing. I will probably cut the Bartender loose soon and focus on ME.

Friday night I went to Proof in Chinatown with ME for drinks and I noticed that when you're out with a sexy girl other sexy girls pay extra attention to you. It's like having a reference with you, or gaining admittance to a club. It's cruel, though, because it's a chit you can't cash in. My married friends tell me that their wedding bands have a similar effect. Girls who would have never talked to them when they were single see the wedding band and are all over them.

Anyway, I had a great time with ME. We lounged around and talked for a while, and she told me a lot of very personal things about her marriage, and a relationship she was in after that that was also turbulent. I'm not exactly sure why I brought it up, perhaps in the interest of full disclosure, but I told ME about my pregnancy scare with Tiny last fall, and that she had an abortion. It's a polarizing topic and I wanted to bring it up sooner rather than later. She was cool about it, she didn't judge, she asked some questions about it then we moved on to other topics.

Sunday I took ME shooting and she has to be the worst shot in the history of guns. I gave her a thirty minute lesson on shooting and gun safety before we went into the range and she ignored everything I said. She held the gun wrong, she didn't aim, she was shooting all over the place. After a few shots I had to take the gun away from her and regroup. I told her "Forget about the target, let's just focus on safely getting a round down range". The problem was that her hands didn't seem strong enough to control the gun when she shot. The recoil torqued and twisted the gun so violently that she almost dropped it, which is more mental than anything. We shot for about 20 minutes before I pulled the plug on the date.

After shooting we went back to my house for some afternoon delight. The sex is great, and I continue to get horrible nail marks on my back, but what bothers me is that ME won't let me go down on her. One night she let me for about five minutes, but that was the only time. She always says the the same thing "No, I'm shy". She goes down on me, so it may seem like a great arrangement, but I genuinely like going down and I miss it.

Sunday I was making an attempt at going down and was in the general region for a few minutes and noticed that ME's pubic hair is very unusual - in a good way. She has a small landing strip of very short hair. But on either side of the landing strip there is nothing, no hair at all, and it doesn't look like it was waxed or shaved, I think it's natural. It looks like she trims the length of the hair she has, but I think that's it. I don't see any hair follicles other than the ones on the landing strip. There are no bumps, no shadows, no tiny hairs, nothing. Also, the hairs on the landing strip aren't in a perfect line. The get that formation ME would have had to pluck them, which I've never heard of.

I know what you're going to say, she waxes, and I'm telling you that does not appear to be the case. I've seen my fare share of vaginas and this is different. Even after a great Brazilian you can still see where the hair was. It's smooth, but not 100%, there is always evidence from where the hair used to be. Then, when it starts to grow back they come in very dark and thick. ME wasn't like that at all. I think she has very little hair, which is not logical because she has such black hair on her head. Maybe she had it lasered.

Can anyone explain?