Seat Up or Down

I was on a Tiny/Beads/Tiny rotation this weekend starting Friday night. I'm rapidly losing interest in both girls, though I find myself wishing I was more into Tiny because she's such a cool chick.

Friday night I took Tiny to see my friend's band play in Adam's Morgan. We got a little loopy at the show, had the obligatory giant slice of pizza at 2am, then went back to my place. Tiny was a little more vocal and adventurous from the booze and while we were fooling around she said "Do anything you want to me". In theory I like the concept of girls saying this, but in actuality, I'm never really certain what to do. I don't have anything in my sexual repertoire that is so outlandish that I keep it in a deep dark place, waiting for a girl to give me carte blanche access to her body. I've tied girls up, experimented with candle wax, done some mild S&M, but I can't help but think that there's something out there that I should be taking advantage of when girls say this. When in doubt I usually just say "How about anal?" Anal feels good because it's so tight, but it can be messy. I suppose the attraction to me is that it's taboo and shows tremendous trust on the girls part. So, I was surprised when tiny agreed, and shocked by how nonchalant she was about it, she just said "sure".

I started to think that maybe Tiny wasn't so reserved after all. Maybe she's this closet freak and just needed a little booze to come out. I was excited, I thought we had turned a corner and I was going to see the real Tiny. We lubed up, I slid in for 2 seconds, then she screamed, "It hurts, we have to stop!" So much for closet freak. The rest of the sex that night was pretty vanilla.

Saturday night Beads and I got some sushi, went to a movie, and then stayed at her place. Both her roommates were there and one had a friend from home in town for the weekend. Beads was really quiet during sex, which aggravates me because she's a screamer when we're at my place. While we were going at it I caught myself thinking "Yeah, great, bite the pillow while we're at your house but scream bloody murder at NN's place!"

In the middle of the night I went to the bathroom, and on the way back to the bedroom Bead's roommate's friend walked out of the other bedroom and we almost smashed into each other. It was a little awkward, me in my boxers, her in just a t-shirt. As I climbed into bed I heard a thud, a splash, and some cursing in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure she sat on the toilet without checking to see if the seat was down.

This brings up an important point. I lift the seat when I pee, it's the girl's responsibility to put it down before she sits. Why do women think it's out job to put the seat back down for them? Everyone should be responsible for their own toilet seat adjusting. Do I ask girls to lift the seat for me when they are done sitting? Of course not. So why should men be expected to put it back down when we're done?It's just ridiculous that ladies walk into a bathroom and sit down without checking if the seat is up. What the hell is wrong with you? I've had some major fights about this over the years, but I always win. It's one of the few relationship points I am unwilling to compromise on.

Side Note:
C-Roc's wife installed these certain toilet seat covers in all their bathrooms that have a little plastic ridge that makes it impossible to leave the seat up. If you lift it it presses against the cover and gravity slams the seat back down. To piss in his house you hold your dick with one hand and the seat up with your other. He says sometimes in the middle of the night he's so tired he sits when he pisses! Not only would I remove the covers, I would remove the whole toilet seat. You think you're funny, huh? I can be funny too (I realize I'll never live harmoniously with a woman).