Kick it up a notch!

I had to borrow a line from Emeril Lagasse for this post because I think we're about to elevate to a new level of crazy dating adventures now that I have invited the Internet into my life.

Last week I was contacted by at least 40 woman of varying ages and backgrounds looking to "grab a drink sometime". I have limited online dating experience, but as I have mentioned, it was mostly bad. Thus, I am going to try and be very selective about who I meet up with in the future.

Tomorrow night is my first date. I am meeting up with this cute little 24-yo girl who seems like a real spitfire. We have a tentative plan to meet for a drink, but she has expressed an interest in a motorcycle ride, which I would be up for. I won't name these girls until the second date unless the first date goes very well or horribly wrong. In other words, I will probably name them all.

To summarize a few of my other Internet girlfriends (sarcasm here folks): I already have a stalker (who I also suspect had gastro-bypass surgery). I have one Italian girl who is really hot but looks high-maintenance. There is one chick with a shaved head. One girl that looks almost exactly like my ex, Kate. And finally one girl that is cute but very vanilla. There are more, but these are the noteworthy ones.

My weekend trip to the Hamptons was cancelled due to the lousy weather, but my motorcycle ride is still on for this weekend. I am not sure how the ride will play out. I know two of the four other guys going. The two I know are fairly crazy, so this trip has a good chance of becoming a really wild time. One guy is a DEA agent who will probably be armed to the teeth. I anticipate riding flat-out the whole weekend. I leave Thursday night to meet up with them at Delilah's, a strip club in Philly, for our pre-ride briefing.