Sausage Finger Mimosas

Sausage Fingers just sent me a text asking if I would like to get Mimosas tomorrow morning at 7am when her shift ends. I thought she was kidding, but she isn't. If I didn't have to go to Richmond tomorrow morning I probably would have taken her up on it just to see if morning happy hour works like evening happy hour: people get off work, get drunk, then get laid.