This is definitely the worst drought I have been in since moving to DC, though it is somewhat self-inflicted. I haven't been out in months, I basically just work and sleep.
Both Friday and Saturday nights last weekend my friends went out in Arlington, but I just couldn't motivate to go out there. I know, "whaaaaaaaaa", as the great comedian Artie Lange would say. It's not that far, but it's a pain in the ass to get out there from my neighborhood. I have taken the metro a few times, but it can take anywhere from 15 minutes to 45 minutes, depending on how you catch the trains. Of course you can cab it, but I always end up driving instead of cabbing, and then hate myself in the morning because I drink too much and leave my car at the bar and cab home. Long story short, I stayed in for the most part this weekend.
The one time I left my house this weekend someone backed into my new motorcycle. Awesome. The guy was a real dick and was one smart-ass comment away from a broken nose. When did it become acceptable to run into someone's car or bike then crack jokes? Fuckface.
I met a girl, Wendy, a few months ago who was fairly cool. Wendy is a fitness instructor. I really enjoy talking to her, we have a lot in common, but she's not really my type in the looks department. I am just not that attracted to her. Don't get me wrong, her body is probably absurd, but I wouldn't say she's "hot".
We emailed a few times and she made a side comment that she would like to hang out sometime. I may get together with her this weekend. She doesn't drink , so I've been kicking around some ideas for an "adventurous" date. Some options are: take a motorcycle ride, maybe out to Mount Vernon. Another option is to go shooting, there are lots of gun ranges in Maryland and Virginia. I would like to avoid anything like hiking as I know I would end up having a heart attack long before she would even break a sweat.
I'll let you know if this pans out.
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Coming south on the weekends is not a good idea. Traffic will make you even more mad.
ReplyDeleteI've done the gun range before as a date but you may want to check with her first to see if it is something that she may want to do. Some like it, some don't.
A good motorcycle ride that I found out about is anything up and down GW Parkway and definately Rock Creek and Potomac Parkway. The latter takes you up through the park, a lot of winding road and a nice place without a lot of car traffic.
Pack a back pack with a light lunch and stop along the way.
I just discovered your blog about a month ago, and ironically, I am now in DC for a job I was offered. I must say, I really hope all the men here are NOT like you, you seem pretty empty and obsessed with sex, yuck. And as far as your friend Wendy, what makes you a judge of looks anyway? What exactly do you bring to the table? Women are not just objects that you can conquer and throw away; granted, all of them are willing participants, but your blog makes me wonder if you have an inability to get close to women. Makes me wonder what I'm in for here....
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Again, just being honest. Simply said she's not my type and that I don't find her attractive. More about Wendy later.
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